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Hydrating Utility Wash

$ 14

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Beard wash.  Butt wash.  Ball wash.  Everything wash.  We started out with your beard in mind, but by a happy accident (don't ask) we found out this stuff works ALL OVER.  Our Utility Wash is formulated so that you can use ONE wash when you shower.  Easy enough on your skin and hair, but tough on dirt and grime.

If you want an all over clean, with a great masculine scent... the only question is: why haven't you bought this yet?

The Cool Stuff:

  • Sulfate and Paraben FREE
  • All Natural, Cruelty Free
  • Hydrates and Lathers like a MoFo
  • You can read the label on the crapper
  • Shave and a Haircut, fresh barber shop scent

The Other Stuff:

  • Size: 8 Fluid Ounces
  • Directions: Really?  Squeeze it out, wash yourself.  It isn't rocket science.
  • Ingredients: purified H20, cocamidopropyl betaine, decy glucoside, sodium lauryl lactylate, kosher vegetable glycerin, ethylhexylglycrin, phenoxyethanol, ricebran oil, fragrance oil, vitamin E


Most orders are processed the same or next business day. If we see it is going to take longer, we will contact you as soon as we can.

Most orders will take 2 to 5 business days (after processing) to reach you, depending on the service you choose and your location.

Our "No Fuss" Money-Back Guarantee means you don't have to worry about your purchase.

If for any reason you are dissatisfied with your purchase, we'll offer a replacement or a full refund... no questions asked. Obviously, this doesn't apply to giveaways... or if you've used up the product... that would just be silly.

So, yeah...

If you would like to process a return or exchange, Contact Us and we'll get you taken care of!

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